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[BUGS BUNNY]
EH, AN ACADEMY AWARD
WINNING CARTOON SHORT.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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NOBLE KNIGHTS
OF THE ROUND TABLE,
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AHEM,
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EVER SINCE THE ACCURSED
BLACK KNIGHT
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CAPTURED
OUR SINGING SWORD,
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EVIL TIMES
HATH BEFALLEN US.
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AHEM.
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ONE OF YE KNIGHTS
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MUST RECOVER
THE SINGING SWORD.
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THE BLACK KNIGHT
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HAS A FIRE-BREATHING
DRAGON.
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BUT--BUT--BUT
THE BLACK KNIGHT
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IS INVINCIBLE.
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ODSBODKINS!
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HATH THE KNIGHTS
OF THE ROUND TABLE
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TURNED CHICKEN?
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[KNIGHTS SQUAWKING]
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YUK YUK YUK
YUK YUK!
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YUK YUK YUK!
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ONLY A FOOL
WOULD GO AFTER
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THE SINGING
SWORD.
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A GOOD IDEA...FOOL.
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WHA...?
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UNLESS
YOU BRING BACK
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THE SINGING
SWORD,
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YOU WILL BE PUT
TO THE RACK,
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BURNED
AT THE STAKE,
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AND BEHEADED.
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BE-BE-BEHEADED?
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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[CRYING]
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[SNORING]
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[SNORING]
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AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
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[DRAGON]
AH-CHOO!
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YOU CRAZY, IDIOT,
BEDRAGGLED DRAGON!
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I WARNED YOU ABOUT
LETTING YOUR FIRE GET LOW.
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NOW YOU CAUGHT COLD.
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[SNORING]
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SO THIS IS
THE SINGING SWORD.
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BIG DEAL.
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I WONDER WHY
THEY CALL IT
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THE SINGING SWORD.
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� AAH AAH AAH AAH
AAH AAH AAH �
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� AAH AAH AAH �
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DROP THAT SWORD,
VARMINT!
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QUICK!
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THE SINGING SWORD'S
BEEN STOLEN!
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WAKE UP, YOU
FIRE-BREATHING LIZARD!
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STOP BREATHING ON ME,
YOU IDIOT!
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HEH HEH!
THAT WAS SIMPLE.
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EEE! EEE! EEE!
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WHOA, DRAGON!
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WHOA!
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WHOA!
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[SCREECH]
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[SPLASH]
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STUPID DRAGON.
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HOW'S THE WATER,
DOC?
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OPEN THAT BRIDGE,
VARMINT!
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OPEN IT, I SAY!
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CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!
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CLOSE IT UP AGAIN!
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O.K., RABBIT,
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YOU FORCED ME
TO USE FORCE.
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[WHIP SNAPPING]
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HAH! HAH, DRAGON!
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HEY! HAH! YAH, DRAGON!
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HAH, DRAGON! HAH!
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PREPARE YOURSELF,
RABBIT.
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I'M A-COMIN'
OVER THE WALL.
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[THUD]
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[SPLASH]
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YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS,
VARMINT.
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NOW, UH,
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LET'S SEE
IF I REMEMBER.
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HEAD DOWN,
LEFT ARM STIFF...
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AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
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OW!
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YOU IDIOT.
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AH-CHOO!
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[SNORTING]
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AH--
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AAH! DON'T SNEEZE,
YOU STUPID DRAGON,
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OR YOU'LL BLOW US
TO THE MOON!
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[DRAGON]
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
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DRAGONS
IS SO STUPID.
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ADIOS!
HAVE A NICE TRIP!
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BON VOYAGE!
FAREWELL TO THEE!
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� AAH AAH AAH �
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� AAH AAH AAH AAH �
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� AAH AAH
AAH AAH AAH �
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� AAH AAH �
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[BUGS BUNNY]
HE GOT AN OSCAR,
AND I GOT A CARROT.
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SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
IN THREE ACTS,
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WELCOME TO FRIZ FRELENG'S
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LOONEY LOONEY LOONEY
BUGS BUNNY MOVIE,
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STARRING--HA HA HA!
LITTLE OLD ME.
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EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
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YOU'RE DESPICABLE!
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SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH!
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OOH! I THOUGHT I TAW
A PUDDY TAT!
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TH-TH-THE NAME'S
PORKY PIG.
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[BUGS BUNNY]
EH, WHEN HOLLYWOOD
WAS JUST A KID,
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THE WHOLE WORLD
FELL IN LOVE
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WITH THE WACKY AND WONDERFUL
SLAPSTICK COMEDY.
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IT WAS THE TIME
OF BAGGY-PANTS COMICS
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AND FAR-OUT GAGS.
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THEN WARNER BROTHERS
GAVE THE WORLD
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MERRIE MELODIES
AND LOONEY TUNES.
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FRIZ FRELENG
AND HIS FELLOW INNOVATORS
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CREATED SOME OF THE ZANIEST,
LOONIEST CHARACTERS
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TO EVER APPEAR
ON THE SILVER SCREEN,
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AND THE BAGGY-PANTS
COMICS WAS OUT.
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AS CHARLIE CHAPLIN HIMSELF
ONCE SAID,
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"HOW CAN WE COMPETE?
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THESE GUYS DON'T HAVE TO STOP
TO TAKE A BREATH."
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THEN FROM THE MAGIC PEN
OF FRIZ FRELENG
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CAME A WARMHEARTED,
HUMBLE, LITTLE INTROVERT
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CALLED YOSEMITE SAM.
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ANY ONE OF YOU LILY-LIVERED,
BOWLEGGED VARMINTS
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CARE TO SLAP LEATHER
WITH ME?
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IN CASE ANY OF YOU
GET ANY IDEAS,
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YOU BETTER KNOW
WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
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I'M THE HOOTINGEST, TOOTINGEST,
SHOOTINGEST
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BOBTAIL WILDCAT IN THE WEST.
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I'M THE FASTEST GUN
NORTH, SOUTH, EAST,
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AND WEST OF THE PECOS.
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WELL, HELLO THERE.
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$50 MILLION!
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OOH. HMM.
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THAT WIDOW OUGHT TO
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GET MARRIED.
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WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON THAT MONEY,
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I'LL BUY
THE OLD LADIES HOME
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AND KICK THE OLD LADIES OUT.
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I'LL HAVE THE ORPHANS' HOME
TORN DOWN,
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AND I'LL GET RID
OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.
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HA HA HA!
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HEH. THAT EVIL
CHARACTER'S AFTER
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THAT NICE
OLD LADY'S MONEY.
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LOOKS LIKE
THIS BOY SCOUT'S
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GOING TO DO
HIS GOOD DEED FOR TODAY.
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OOH! OH, IT'S CHILLY
IN HERE.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COMING.
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COMING.
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I WANT YOU,
BABY--
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YOUR EYES,
YOUR LIPS.
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COME WITH ME
TO THE KASBAH.
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WE'LL MAKE
BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER.
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[PLAYING TRUMPET]
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OH!
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HA HA HA!
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COME TO PAPA,
BABY.
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NOTHING LIKE THIS
HAS HAPPENED TO ME
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SINCE THE BOYS
GOT BACK
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FROM GETTYSBURG.
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OH! OH! OOH!
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OH! OH, GOODNESS!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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OH, GOODNESS.
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SOMEONE'S
AT THE DOOR.
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DON'T GO AWAY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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AHA! I FIND YOU,
MY LITTLE PIGEON.
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FLY WITH ME
TO PARIS.
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HA HA HA!
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OH! HOO HOO! MY!
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20 YEARS NOTHING,
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AND THEN
IT ALL PILES UP
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IN ONE DAY.
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OH! HA HA HA!
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OH, GOODNESS ME!
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OH! OH! OH!
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[WIDOW]
OH! HOO HOO HOO!
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EH, WHAT IS UP,
MONSIEUR LE PHYSICIEN?
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YOU DARN DUDE!
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A TASTE OF LEATHER!
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HA! YOU HAVE INSULTED
GREAT LOVER.
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THE MARQUIS
OF QUEENSBERRY RULES.
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TAKE THIS.
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OH!
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PISTOLS
AT 10 PACES?
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YOU'RE ON.
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EN GARDE.
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I'M READY.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
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6, 7, 8, 9,
9 1/2,
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9 3/4, 9 3/16,
11/16,
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12/16, 10!
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[HONK]
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YEP. IT'S RIGHT
ON TIME.
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OOH, WHAT A NIGHT.
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OPEN UP!
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[YOSEMITE SAM]
OPEN UP THAT DOOR!
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COMING.
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COMING.
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00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,839
NOW I GOT...
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EMMA!
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OH, YOU'RE CUTE.
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[HONK]
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HA HA HA!
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YAHOO!
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HA HA HA!
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00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,884
OH, MY! HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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[RUMBLING]
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[CRASH]
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00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,508
OH, HEAVENS
TO BETSY!
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HE'S LOOPED!
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00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,410
YOU'D BETTER
SIT DOWN
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WHILE I FIX YOU
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A CUP
OF BLACK COFFEE.
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I'LL BE BACK
WITH YOUR COFFEE
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00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,284
IN A JIFFY.
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00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,087
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
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ONE OR TWO LUMPS?
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MAKE IT TWO.
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TWO? O.K.
1, 2.
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OOH! HA HA HA!
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OH, MY!
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HERE'S YOUR COFFEE.
ONE OR TWO LUMPS?
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AAH!
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THAT'S HOW MANY!
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OH, HE FLIPPED
HIS LID.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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GREAT HORNY TOADS!
WAIT, EMMIE!
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WAIT!
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I'M SORRY.
OPEN UP, EMMIE.
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DON'T YOU
COME NEAR ME.
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AW, COME ON, EMMIE.
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[GUNSHOT]
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[WHISTLE]
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EMMIE!
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OOH! YOU'RE CUTE.
LET'S ELOPE.
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O.K. YOU GET
TO THE WINDOW.
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I'LL GET
A LADDER.
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I WANT TO TAKE
A FEW THINGS ALONG.
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CATCH.
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00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,488
THAT DAME'S
TAKING EVERYTHING
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00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,491
BUT THE KITCHEN
SINK.
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DON'T FORGET
THE MONEY, EMMIE.
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[BARKING]
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00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:34,339
[DEVILISH LAUGHTER]
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HA HA HA!
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00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,243
HA HA HA!
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00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:42,914
WELL, HELLO THERE.
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00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,015
WHERE AM I?
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OH, IT'S POWERFUL
HOT IN HERE.
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00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,053
IS THIS DALLAS?
253
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,555
NO...
254
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,557
BUT YOU'RE CLOSE.
255
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,792
AND WHAT IS
YOUR NAME,
256
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,628
LITTLE MAN?
257
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,796
IT'S YOSEMITE SAM.
258
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:02,567
YOSEMITE SAM.
NOW, LET'S SEE.
259
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:06,905
YOSEMITE SAM...
YOSEMIT--AH!
260
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,841
HERE YOU ARE.
OH, MY.
261
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:10,842
MY GOODNESS.
262
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:14,245
YOU HAVE BEEN
A BAD BOY, HAVEN'T YOU?
263
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,681
THE--THE DEVIL
MADE ME DO IT.
264
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,584
I MEAN, THAT RABBIT
MADE ME DO IT.
265
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,718
KNOCK IT OFF, SAM.
266
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,856
I CAN'T STAND TO SEE
A GROWN MAN CRY.
267
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:29,460
I'LL STOP CRYING
IF YOU SEND ME BACK.
268
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,862
HMM...
269
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,865
I'LL SEND YOU BACK
ON ONE CONDITION--
270
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,734
YOU'VE GOT TO BRING
SOMEBODY BACK
271
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,269
TO REPLACE YOU.
272
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,804
OH, I WILL! I WILL!
273
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,874
I'VE ALREADY GOT
THE VERY VARMINT
IN MIND.
274
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,075
I'LL SEND YOU BACK
275
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,843
AS A ROMAN CAPTAIN
OF THE GUARDS.
276
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,412
I'LL TAKE IT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
277
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,113
THEN IT'S A DEAL?
278
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,248
SHAKE.
279
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,216
OW! OOH! OW! OW!
OH! OW!
280
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,619
OOH! OW! OW!
THAT'S HOT!
281
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,321
HA HA HA!
282
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,389
WHEN YOU'RE HOT,
YOU'RE HOT.
283
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,359
O.K., BACK YOU GO.
284
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:10,168
BY GUM, HE DID IT.
I'M BACK IN ROME.
285
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:19,510
[FANFARE]
286
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,382
FALL IN!
287
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,850
FORWARD MARCH!
288
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,652
HUT, 2, 3, 4.
289
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,354
HUT, 2, 3, 4.
290
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,922
HUT, 2, 3, 4.
291
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,690
HUT, 2, 3, 4.
292
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,359
HUT, 2, 3, 4.
293
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,493
EH.
294
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,861
HUT, 2, 3, 4.
295
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:37,895
WHAT'S THAT?
296
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,097
A PARADE!
297
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,833
OH, BOY,
I LOVE PARADES!
298
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,534
HMM...
299
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,269
GET THAT RABBIT!
300
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,072
CHARGE!
301
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,221
OOPS.
302
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,160
GIDDUP! GIDDUP!
GIDDUP, MULE! HYAH!
303
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,763
HYAH, HYAH, MULE!
304
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,267
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, MULE!
305
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,736
WHOA, MULE!
306
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,172
WHOA!
307
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,550
NOW WHERE DID THAT
SKUNK OF A RABBIT GO?
308
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,152
[ROAR]
309
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,588
WHY, YOU MANGY,
FANG-TOOTHED CRITTER,
310
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,790
TAKE THAT!
311
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,725
MAYBE THAT
WILL LEARN YOU
312
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,593
TO KEEP
YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT.
313
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,228
THAT FUR-BEARING
VARMINT'S
314
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,298
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERES.
315
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,734
[ROAR]
316
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,771
HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
317
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:58,543
TO...SHUT...UP?
318
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:01,145
[ROAR]
319
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,750
WAIT TILL I
LAY MY HANDS
320
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,485
ON THAT VARMINT.
321
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,419
I'LL--
322
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,422
[CRASHING]
323
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:28,072
[SNORING]
324
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,547
[SNORING]
325
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,831
[TICKING]
326
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,503
[ALARM RINGING]
327
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,410
[ROARING]
328
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,630
HOW NOW, BROWN COW?
329
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,797
NO LONG-EARED
GALOOT
330
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:30,968
CAN OUTFOX
THE CAPTAIN
OF THE GUARDS.
331
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,205
O.K., RABBIT,
332
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,874
NOW LET'S SEE
WHO'S THE SMARTEST.
333
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,678
OH, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU OUTSMARTED ME.
334
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,414
OH, WOE IS ME.
335
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,654
AH, SHUT UP.
336
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,455
HERE, LIONS.
337
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,990
[TOOLS CRASH]
338
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,159
[SAWING]
339
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,539
I HATES RABBITS.
340
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,308
I'D BETTER
GET OUT OF HERE
341
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,777
WHILE
THE GETTING'S GOOD.
342
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:19,250
[CROWD CHEERING]
343
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,934
[SCREECH]
344
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,037
[LIONS GROWLING]
345
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,180
YOU BACK ALREADY?
346
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,615
WHERE'S
YOUR REPLACEMENT?
347
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,017
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE.
348
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,653
I'LL GET A REPLACEMENT--
HONEST.
349
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,721
SEE THAT YOU DO.
350
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,556
I'LL GET THE CRITTER
THIS TIME.
351
00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,890
I'LL SEND HIM
TO HELL.
352
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,994
OH, OH, OH,
PARDON MY LANGUAGE.
353
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,062
HERE YOU GO.
354
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,370
WHAT AM I DOING
ON THIS HUMPBACKED MULE?
355
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,209
GREAT HORNY TOADS!
356
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,646
I'D RECOGNIZE THEM
FLAT FEET ANYWHERE.
357
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:26,117
YAH, MULE!
YAH! YAH! YAH!
358
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:30,421
WHOA, CAMEL. WHOA.
WHOA! WHOA, CAMEL!
359
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,722
WHOA!
360
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,791
OH, COME ON, WHOA!
361
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:38,195
WHEN I SAY WHOA,
I MEAN WHOA!
362
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,468
� SINGING IN THE BATHTUB �
363
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:48,306
[GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB]
364
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,541
NOW, I HOPE
THAT WILL LEARN YOU,
365
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,511
YOU HUMPBACKED
MULIE.
366
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,751
EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
367
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,021
YOU WITH THE SIDE SHOW
AROUND HERE?
368
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,256
I'M NO DOC,
369
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:06,957
YOU FLEA-BITTEN
VARMINT.
370
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,876
I'M RIFF-RAFF SAM,
371
00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:10,794
THE RIFFIEST RIFF
THAT EVER RIFFED
A RAFF.
372
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,497
YOUR SLIP IS SHOWING.
373
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,470
OOH, WHY, YOU...
374
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,572
[GUNSHOTS]
375
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,977
WHOA!
376
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,747
FOLLOW THAT RABBIT!
GIDDY-UP!
377
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,282
COME ON, CAMEL.
GIDDY-UP!
378
00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:32,917
GIDDY-UP!
YAH! YAH! YAH!
379
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,819
CAMEL, GIDDY-UP!
380
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,887
WHEN I SAY
GIDDY-UP,
381
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,190
I MEAN
GIDDY-UP!
382
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,591
WHOA!
383
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,193
WHOA, CAMEL.
WHOA.
384
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,894
WHOA! WHOA!
385
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,830
WHOA, CAMEL.
386
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,466
A CAR!
387
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,368
BOY, WHAT A BREAK.
388
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:53,871
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
389
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,407
WHAT A SPOT TO PICK
FOR A MIRAGIE.
390
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,175
[YOSEMITE SAM]
WHOA, CAMEL!
391
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,544
WHOA! WHOA!
392
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,979
[CRASH]
393
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,948
WHEN I SAY WHOA,
394
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,685
I MEAN WHOA!
395
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,028
[YOSEMITE SAM]
OPEN THE DOOR!
396
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:20,998
OPEN IT! OPEN IT!
397
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,700
I COULD HAVE SWORE
398
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,635
I HEARD SOMEBODY
KNOCKING.
399
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,737
OH, WELL.
400
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,977
YOO-HOO!
MR. ARAB!
401
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,754
UH-OH.
402
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,262
HYAH, MULE! HYAH,
HYAH, HYAH, MULE!
403
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,297
HYAH!
404
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,304
[NNNrrr]
405
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:29,733
I WONDER IF HE'S STUBBORN ENOUGH
TO OPEN ALL THOSE DOORS.
406
00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:31,669
[EXPLOSION]
407
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:38,542
YOU JUST HAD TO OPEN
EVERY DOOR, DIDN'T YOU?
408
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:39,877
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
409
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,579
I'LL GET THAT
BUCKTOOTHED,
410
00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,047
FLOPPY-EARED,
SLIMY VARMINT,
411
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,951
OR MY NAME AIN'T
YOSEMITE SAM.
412
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:51,922
THAT ELEVATOR ONLY
GOES ONE WAY--DOWN.
413
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:56,393
OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW!
414
00:24:56,395 --> 00:25:01,465
MAYBE I'D BETTER
SEND YOU BACK MY WAY.
415
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,741
[MAN PLAYING RAGTIME MUSIC]
416
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,643
[GULP]
417
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:16,480
ANY ONE OF YOU LILY-LIVERED,
BOWLEGGED VARMINTS
418
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,883
CARE TO SLAP LEATHER WITH ME?
419
00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:21,685
IN CASE ANY OF YOU
GET ANY IDEAS,
420
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,555
YOU'D BETTER KNOW
WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
421
00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:26,824
I'M THE HOOTINGEST,
TOOTINGEST, SHOOTINGEST
422
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:30,160
BOBTAIL WILDCAT
IN THE WEST.
423
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:31,929
I'M THE FASTEST GUN
424
00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:36,534
NORTH, SOUTH, EAST,
AND WEST OF THE PECOS.
425
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,168
I'M THE--
426
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,337
[BUGS]
EH...SHUT UP!
427
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:44,909
DID I HEAR SOMEONE
SAY "SHUT UP"?
428
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,812
YUP.
429
00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:50,981
STRANGER, YOU JUST
YUPPED YOURSELF
430
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,450
INTO A HOLE
IN THE HEAD.
431
00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:54,752
YOU'VE BEEN
EATING ONIONS.
432
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:57,721
AND YOU'RE GOING TO
BE EATING LEAD!
433
00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,424
I'M A-WARNIN' YOU,
STRANGER!
434
00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,126
IT'S FAIR TO WARN YOU
435
00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:04,361
I SWING A FAIR
SHOOTING IRON MYSELF.
436
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,963
YOU SEE
THAT CHURCH BELL?
437
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:08,399
I'LL CAROM A SHOT
OFF FROM IT,
438
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,601
THEN OFF THAT
WATER TOWER,
439
00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:11,936
THROUGH THE WINDOW,
440
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,071
OFF THE BOTTLE
ON THIS BAR,
441
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,975
THEN PART YOUR HAIR
RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
442
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,815
HA! YOU MISSED.
443
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,350
WAIT.
444
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,787
YOU CALL THAT
SHOOTING?
445
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:34,491
I'LL SHOW YOU
SOME REAL SHOOTING.
446
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:35,759
[GUNSHOTS]
447
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,629
NOW, BEAT THAT,
VARMINT!
448
00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:42,833
GEE, THAT'S TOUGH,
BUT I'LL TRY.
449
00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:45,336
[GUNSHOTS]
450
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:48,906
THAT DOES IT!
451
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,542
I'M A-BLASTIN' YOU!
452
00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:54,378
I FIGURED YOU'D LIKE
TO SETTLE THIS
453
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,714
IN A GENTLEMANLIKE
MANNER.
454
00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:58,866
GENTLEMAN?
455
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,017
THAT'S AGAINST
MY PRINCIPLES,
BUT IT'S A DEAL.
456
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:05,022
10 PACES, TURN,
AND FIRE. ALL RIGHT?
457
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:06,390
ALL RIGHT.
458
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:10,027
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10!
459
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:11,228
[GUNSHOTS]
460
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:14,031
OOH...
GET BACK, VARMINT!
461
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,399
[GUNSHOTS]
462
00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:17,301
OOH...CUT IT OUT!
463
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,103
NO MORE GENTLEMAN STUFF.
464
00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:22,606
FROM NOW ON,
YOU FIGHTS MY WAY--
465
00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:24,575
DIRTY!
466
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,981
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
467
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,418
5:15? I'LL TAKE CARE
OF YOU LATER.
468
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:37,154
I GOT TO CATCH A TRAIN...
469
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:40,758
AND ROB IT.
470
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,534
GET BACK THERE, RABBIT!
471
00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:52,536
I'M A-ROBBIN'
THAT TRAIN.
472
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:54,672
AND I'M SAVING
THAT TRAIN.
473
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:56,373
IF YOU DON'T GET BACK,
474
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,843
I'LL BLAST YOU
AT THE COUNT OF FIVE.
475
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,713
1, 2, 3, 4--
476
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:06,183
YOU STUPID HORSE.
477
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:09,486
GET A-GOIN'!
478
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:14,692
NOW, THIS TIME
479
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:18,195
I'M ONLY GOING
TO COUNT TO THREE.
480
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,431
1, 2--
481
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,136
YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING
RABBIT!
482
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,038
YOU CUT DOWN YOUR CHANCES.
483
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,741
I'M ONLY GOING TO
COUNT TWO
484
00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:32,943
AND THEN BLAST YOU.
485
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,945
1, 2--
486
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,314
YAAH!
487
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:39,283
[SPLASH]
488
00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:40,617
HYAH! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH!
489
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:42,820
HYAH! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH!
490
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:51,695
HA! THIS WILL STOP HIM.
491
00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:55,499
YOU BETTER STOP
YOUR TRAIN, RABBIT!
492
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,368
YOU BETTER STOP
YOUR TRAIN.
493
00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:01,238
WELL, I'M NOT
STOPPING MINE!
494
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,907
AND I'M NOT
STOPPING MINE.
495
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:04,908
OH, YEAH?
496
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:09,513
WE'LL SEE WHO WILL
CHICKEN OUT FIRST.
497
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,260
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
498
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,865
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]
499
00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,381
WELL, WELL, WELL!
500
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,316
LOOK WHO JUST DROPPED IN.
501
00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:48,886
YOU MUST LIKE IT
DOWN HERE.
502
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,587
NO! NO! I HATE IT!
503
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:54,191
OH, I AM TERRIBLY
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
504
00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:58,395
HOWEVER, I'M GIVING YOU
JUST ONE MORE CHANCE.
505
00:29:58,397 --> 00:29:59,963
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT!
506
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,231
IF YOU WANT HIM,
507
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:04,802
YOU CAN
GET HIM YOURSELF.
508
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:07,037
I'M STAYING!
509
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:09,473
HA HA HA HA!
510
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,081
[BUGS]
EH...THE ROARING TWENTIES
511
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,651
BROUGHT ON
THE COPS AND ROBBERS MOVIES.
512
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:22,352
AUDIENCES FLOCKED
INTO THEATERS
513
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,520
TO SEE THEIR FAVORITES.
514
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:26,123
FBI AGENT ELLIOT NESS
WAS BROUGHT IN
515
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,591
TO CLEAN UP THE CRIME.
516
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:28,959
HE BECAME A PUBLIC HERO.
517
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:32,696
FRIZ FRELENG DECIDED THAT
WHATEVER NESS COULD DO,
518
00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:33,897
I COULD DO BETTER.
519
00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:36,967
FROM THIS POINT ON,
YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
520
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:39,870
YOU WILL BE KNOWN
TO THE DEPARTMENT
521
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:42,072
AS ELEGANT MESS.
522
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:45,642
THEN I MADE
A NESS OF MYSELF.
523
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,678
TAXI!
524
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,109
LOOK, FELLOWS.
525
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,927
HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
526
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:05,629
I HAVEN'T GOT A COLD!
527
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:08,932
HA HA HA!
THIS IS FUN, ROCKY!
528
00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:11,768
[NARRATOR]
IN THE WEE HOURS
OF THE MORNING,
529
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:14,004
THE MOBSTER'S CAR
WAS SEEN DRIVING
530
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:17,140
OUT ON THE PIER
AT LAKE MICHIGAN.
531
00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:19,076
THEY DROVE AWAY,
532
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,011
FIGURING THEY HAD DISPOSED
OF MESS PERMANENTLY.
533
00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:25,616
BUT THEY HAD NOT
FIGURED ON HIS INGENUITY.
534
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,488
THE BOYS DECIDED
TO THROW A PARTY
535
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:36,126
CELEBRATING ROCKY'S BIRTHDAY
AND AGENT MESS' REMOVAL.
536
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:40,998
AMONG THOSE ATTENDING
WERE JACK "LEGS" RHINESTONE,
537
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,033
BABY FACE HALF-NELSON,
538
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,701
PIZZA-PUSS LASAGNE,
539
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,371
PISTOL-NOSE PRINGLE,
540
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,139
AND TEETH MALLOY.
541
00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:52,242
UH...ROCKY, WE WANT
TO PRESENT TO YOU
542
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:55,112
A TOKEN
OF OUR ESTEEM.
543
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,948
HIYA, SUCKERS!
544
00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,650
WHO'S THE BROAD?
545
00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:03,153
SHE'S SOME LOOKER,
HEY, ROCKY?
546
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:07,291
UH...WHAT HAPPENED,
ROCKY?
547
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:09,493
YOU BONEHEAD.
548
00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:11,695
[MUSIC PLAYING]
549
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:16,833
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE A LUCKY BROAD.
550
00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:18,435
I LIKE YOU.
551
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:21,471
STOP THE MUSIC.
552
00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:25,976
STOP...STOP THE MUSIC.
553
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:29,980
STOP THE MUSIC!
554
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:51,335
[ROCKY]
TURN ON THE LIGHT, MUGSY.
555
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:56,340
TURN IT OFF...QUICK!
556
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:59,610
YOU LUNKHEAD!
557
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:02,546
NOW, YOU GET OVER HERE,
AND I'LL TURN ON THE LIGHT.
558
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,614
THEN LET HIM HAVE IT.
559
00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:07,351
UH...O.K., ROCKY.
560
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:10,387
[RUNNING]
561
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,744
GEE, THIS
IS FUN, ROCKY--
562
00:33:33,746 --> 00:33:37,414
JUST LIKE
IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK.
563
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:38,682
SHUT UP.
564
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,250
THE WAY
I WORK THIS THING,
565
00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:43,887
YOU'D THINK
I KNEW SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.
566
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:58,635
ON AUGUST 19th,
567
00:33:58,636 --> 00:34:00,636
ROCKY WAS BROUGHT
BEFORE JUDGE HUGO STRAIT
568
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:04,441
IN SUPERIOR COURT NUMBER FIVE,
STATE OF ILLINOIS.
569
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,611
HAS THE DEFENDANT
BEEN READ HIS RIGHTS?
570
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:10,180
I READ HIM HIS RIGHTS,
YOUR HONOR.
571
00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:11,348
DIDN'T I, CLANCY?
572
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:13,483
HE SURELY DID.
DIDN'T HE, O'HARA?
573
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:16,286
HE DID. I HEARD IT.
DIDN'T YOUSE, BUGS?
574
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,790
I READ HIM EVERY RIGHT
THE RASCAL HAD COMING.
575
00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:20,824
DIDN'T I, CLANCY?
576
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,560
THAT YOUSE DID.
YOU CERTAINLY DID.
577
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,461
DIDN'T HE, O'HARA?
578
00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:26,063
ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
579
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,498
DOES THE DEFENDANT
HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY
580
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,866
BEFORE I PRONOUNCE
SENTENCE?
581
00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:31,701
[LAWYER]
ONE MOMENT,
YOUR HONOR!
582
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:34,438
I PRESENT
WRITS OF
HABEAS CORPUS,
583
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,440
CORPUS DELICTI,
AND AD NAUSEAM,
584
00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:37,874
CHARGING
THAT MY CLIENT
585
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,609
IS DEPRIVED
OF HIS RIGHTS
586
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,612
OF IPSO FACTO
AND E PLURIBUS UNUM,
587
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:45,515
AND I INSIST ON HIS
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
588
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:46,750
UNDER THE PRECEDENT
589
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,518
SET BY SECTION 8,
PARAGRAPH 95
590
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,687
OF ROGERS VS.
SEMPER FIDELIS.
591
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,123
CASE DISMISSED.
592
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:55,725
THANK YOU.
593
00:34:56,829 --> 00:34:59,162
HEH HEH HEH.
594
00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:01,715
IT WASN'T LONG
595
00:35:01,716 --> 00:35:04,267
BEFORE ROCKY WAS UP
TO HIS OLD TRICKS AGAIN.
596
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,403
[ALARM RINGING]
597
00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:10,674
ALL RIGHT, MUGSY.
STEP ON THE GAS.
598
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:13,043
COME BACK, YOU DIMWIT!
599
00:35:13,045 --> 00:35:15,779
WAIT FOR ME, STUPID!
STOP!
600
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,915
AGENT MESS LOST TRACK
OF ROCKY'S NEW HIDEOUT.
601
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:23,320
THEN AN EVENT TOOK PLACE
THAT AROUSED HIS INTEREST.
602
00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:25,789
[HEN SQUAWKS]
603
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:32,229
EH...J-JUMPING JUNIPER!
WHAT'S ALL THE RUMPUS?
604
00:35:33,065 --> 00:35:35,132
[HENS SQUAWKING]
605
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:41,538
J-J-JUMPING JUNIPER!
A GOLDEN EGG!
606
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,573
EH...24-KARAT
SOLID GOLD!
607
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,809
I--I'M RICH!
I--I'M RICH!
608
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:49,312
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE--
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE--
609
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:52,315
WHO DID THIS?
610
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,688
I KNOW WHO IT WAS.
IT WAS ME!
611
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:00,023
BUT I'M NO FOOL.
612
00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:03,360
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE GOOSE
613
00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,629
THAT LAID THE GOLDEN EGG.
614
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,397
WELL, C-COME ON NOW.
615
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,900
DON'T BE BASHFUL.
WHO DID IT?
616
00:36:09,902 --> 00:36:11,968
I KNOW
WHO DID IT.
617
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:14,104
SHE DID IT.
618
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,109
[HENS SQUAWK]
619
00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:24,981
O.K. SO I LAID AN EGG!
620
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,728
[ROCKY]
"WORTH A FORTUNE TO OWNER."
621
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:44,034
HEY...THAT'S BETTER
THAN THE NUMBERS RACKET.
622
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:48,371
HEY, BOYS, WE'RE GOING
INTO POULTRY BUSINESS.
623
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,808
AGENT MESS FIGURED THIS WAS
THE SORT OF INDUCEMENT
624
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:55,979
THAT WOULD LURE ROCKY
OUT OF HIDING.
625
00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:05,255
B-B-BUT--BUT
I DON'T WANT TO SELL HIM.
626
00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:13,830
YEAH, TH-TH-THEY
TALKED ME INTO IT.
627
00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,870
SAY, WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND HERE?
628
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,439
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
629
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:24,040
ALL RIGHT, DUCK.
630
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,910
MAKE WITH
THE GOLDEN EGG.
631
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:30,981
EGG, SCHMEGG.
I CAN'T LAY NO EGG!
632
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:33,850
I SAID LAY AN EGG, DUCK.
633
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,051
OH, WELL, YOU SEE,
634
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:38,321
I CAN'T LAY NO EGG
JUST ANYWHERE.
635
00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:39,623
UM...I'M AN ARTIST.
636
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,625
I'VE GOT TO HAVE
ATMOSPHERE--
637
00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:44,194
UH, BEAUTIFUL
SURROUNDINGS.
638
00:37:44,196 --> 00:37:45,595
YEAH?
639
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:50,467
O.K., BOYS.
MAKE WITH THE ATMOSPHERE.
640
00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:59,409
NOW, THIS
IS MORE LIKE IT.
641
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,044
CUT IT.
642
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:03,346
ALL RIGHT, DUCK.
643
00:38:03,348 --> 00:38:05,215
ABOUT THAT EGG...
644
00:38:05,217 --> 00:38:08,051
OH, YEAH! THE EGG!
A LITTLE LATER ON.
645
00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:12,055
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
RIGHT NOW.
646
00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:15,125
NICK.
647
00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:17,494
O.K., BOSS.
648
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,466
[EXPLOSION]
649
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:28,838
IT WAS GHASTLY!
650
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,775
THE DECK SEEMED TO
LIFT UP UNDER MY FEET.
651
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:35,345
THEN I WAS IN THE WATER--
BLACK, OILY WATER!
652
00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,347
I STRUGGLED--
653
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:40,583
O.K., DUCK.
654
00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:42,519
NO MORE
STALLING, SEE?
655
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:44,621
YOU'VE GOT JUST
FIVE MINUTES
656
00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,424
TO LAY
THAT EGG, OR...
657
00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:50,160
POW! POW! POW!
POW! POW!
658
00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:52,829
WELL, I'LL SEE
WHAT I CAN DO,
659
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,898
BUT I GOT TO
HAVE PRIVACY!
660
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:58,501
I NEVER LAY EGGS
IN P-P-PUBLIC!
661
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,637
O.K., DUCK.
662
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,473
BUT REMEMBER...
663
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,476
FIVE MINUTES.
664
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,468
FOUR MINUTES.
665
00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:38,775
[BANG]
666
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:41,444
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
667
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:45,448
YOUR LAUNDRY, SIR.
668
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:49,819
THREE MINUTES.
669
00:39:50,122 --> 00:39:52,322
[CLOCK TICKING]
670
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:57,427
T-T-T-T-TWO MINUTES.
671
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,952
[CLOCK TICKING]
672
00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,097
[SIREN]
673
00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,711
NO EGG?
674
00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:49,946
[GULP]
675
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:50,880
UH-UH.
676
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,582
[ROCKY]
SO LONG, PAL.
677
00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,384
[STAMMERING]
678
00:40:54,386 --> 00:40:57,687
[GUNSHOT]
679
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,758
THAT JUST GOES
TO SHOW YOU--
680
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,927
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU CAN DO
681
00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:07,430
TILL YOU'VE GOT
A GUN AGAINST YOUR HEAD.
682
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:12,469
WELL, TOODLES.
SEE YOU AROUND.
683
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,475
JUST A MINUTE,
DUCK.
684
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,546
FILL THEM UP.
685
00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:26,483
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
686
00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:31,955
[PANTING]
687
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,525
[POLICEMAN]
WE HAD YOU PEGGED
ALL THE TIME.
688
00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:38,761
[POLICEMAN]
THOUGHT YOU COULD
GET AWAY WITH IT, EH?
689
00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:41,197
IS THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN GET FOR YOU?
690
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:45,502
YES. GET ME
A P-P-PROCTOLOGIST
RIGHT AWAY.
691
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:48,288
THE HEADLINES PROCLAIMED
692
00:41:48,289 --> 00:41:51,073
THAT A LOOPHOLE IN THE LAW
HAD FREED ROCKY AGAIN.
693
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:55,445
[BUGS]
EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
694
00:41:55,447 --> 00:41:58,381
TWEETY BIRD MISSING!
BIRD GETS THE BIRD!
695
00:41:58,383 --> 00:42:04,988
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
MILLION-DOLLAR BIRD GONE!
696
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:08,358
[NARRATOR]
MONSIEUR SYLVESTER
IS A SPECIAL AGENT.
697
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,860
HE'LL SEARCH THE UNDERWORLD'S
BACK ALLEYS
698
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:15,164
FOR SIGNS
OF THE MISSING TWEETY.
699
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,350
OH! OW! OOH!
OW! OOH!
700
00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:19,535
[NEWSCASTER]
POLICE AUTHORITIES
BELIEVE THAT TWEETY BIRD
701
00:42:19,538 --> 00:42:20,603
IS BEING HELD FOR RANSOM
702
00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:23,373
BY THE NOTORIOUS ROCKY
AND HIS GANG.
703
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:26,709
AND IF YOU ARE LISTENING
TO THIS BROADCAST, ROCKY,
704
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:27,911
REMEMBER...
705
00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:30,079
[BUGS]
DON'T HURT THE BIRD!
706
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,648
TURN IT OFF, NICK.
707
00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:34,217
O.K., ROCKY.
ANYTHING YOU SAY.
708
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:37,020
THOSE BAD OLD GANGSTERS!
709
00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:39,956
NASTY OLD KIDNAPPERS!
710
00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:41,791
I WONDER WHERE SOMEONE
711
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:45,828
WOULD GO ABOUT HIDING
A KIDNAPPED BIRD.
712
00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:48,164
[BIRD CHIRPING]
713
00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:52,035
SAY, THAT MUST BE
THE MISSING KIDNAPPEE!
714
00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:54,504
AND WHERE
THERE'S A KIDNAPPEE,
715
00:42:54,506 --> 00:42:58,675
THE KIDNAPPERS
MUST BE CLOSE BY.
716
00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:05,715
OH, GOODY! GOODY!
717
00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:11,220
LOOK AT THAT
NICE PUDDY TAT
TRYING TO SAVE ME.
718
00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:18,027
HEY, BOSS!
719
00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:20,930
I THOUGHT
I TAW A PUDDY TAT.
720
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:25,568
YOU DID.
YOU DID TEE A PUDDY TAT.
721
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,976
[CRASH]
722
00:43:36,881 --> 00:43:39,949
I SLIPPED.
723
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:59,569
OH! OH, THERE
YOU ARE, PUDDY.
724
00:43:59,571 --> 00:44:01,771
HIDE ME!
HIDE ME! QUICK!
725
00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:02,939
HERE. HIDE HERE.
726
00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:06,075
THEY'LL NEVER
FIND YOU IN HERE.
727
00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:08,778
OOH...THANK YOU.
728
00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,516
NOT SO HARD!
729
00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:15,952
[NICK]
HEY, ROCKY!
THE BIRD'S GONE.
730
00:44:15,954 --> 00:44:21,157
[ROCKY]
HE MUST BE
OUT HERE SOMEPLACE.
731
00:44:24,062 --> 00:44:25,161
O.K., PUSSYCAT.
732
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,031
WHERE IS IT?
THE BIRD.
733
00:44:28,299 --> 00:44:33,102
OH, YEAH?
SEARCH THE PUSSYCAT, NICK.
734
00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:35,905
[NICK]
O.K., BOSS.
735
00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:44,714
[SYLVESTER]
OOH! AAH! HEY!
STOP! NO! AAH! NO!
736
00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:46,949
AH! AAH! EEE!
737
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,954
O.K., BIRD.
THE JIG IS UP.
738
00:44:56,961 --> 00:45:01,397
HEY, BOSS! THIS IS
ALL I COULD FIND.
739
00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:06,402
O.K., CAT. GET YOUR
PACKAGE AND SCRAM.
740
00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,642
[EXPLOSION]
741
00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:19,916
YOU DIRTY GUYS!
742
00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,285
UGH.
743
00:45:37,802 --> 00:45:39,602
[SIREN]
744
00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:42,472
[POLICEMAN]
O.K., ROCKY.
745
00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:44,173
OPEN UP NOW.
WE GOT YOU.
746
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:48,311
CHEESE IT! THE COPS!
TAKE THE BIRD. QUICK!
747
00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:51,147
[BANGING ON DOOR]
748
00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:53,349
[DOOR BREAKING]
749
00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:59,355
ALL RIGHT, ROCKY.
DOWN TO THE STATION
HOUSE WITH YOU.
750
00:46:03,728 --> 00:46:06,395
[MAN]
HOLD IT!
751
00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:18,674
WE ARE GATHERED
HERE TODAY
752
00:46:18,676 --> 00:46:22,745
TO PAY HOMAGE
TO THIS MAGNIFICENT CAT...
753
00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:25,481
WHO FOUGHT HIS
NATURAL INSTINCTS
754
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,250
TO SAVE THIS
LITTLE BIRD. YES.
755
00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:29,952
AND NOW, GENTLEMEN,
YOU MAY TAKE YOUR PICTURES
756
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,455
OF THE CAT KISSING
THE LITTLE BIRD.
757
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:35,358
COME ON, CAT.
KISS THE LITTLE BIRDIE.
758
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:40,596
COME ON, PUDDY TAT.
KISS THE LITTLE BIRDIE.
759
00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:48,371
OH, HE'S A BAD PUDDY TAT.
760
00:46:48,373 --> 00:46:50,206
[NARRATOR]
ON OCTOBER 28th, AGENT MESS
761
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,242
SLAPPED THE HANDCUFFS
ON ROCKY AND MUGSY
762
00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,678
AND BROUGHT THEM
TO JUSTICE.
763
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,864
[DOOR CREAKS]
764
00:46:57,865 --> 00:47:00,049
THEY WERE SENTENCED
TO 20 YEARS AT HARD LABOR,
765
00:47:00,051 --> 00:47:02,051
WHICH WAS A LITTLE TOUGH
ON AGENT MESS,
766
00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:07,957
WHO WAS NEVER ABLE TO FIND
THE KEYS TO HIS HANDCUFFS.
767
00:47:17,869 --> 00:47:21,070
[BUGS]
AH, THIS IS HOLLYWOOD,
CITY OF WINNERS--
768
00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:23,105
WINNERS OF OSCARS,
EMMYS, AND GRAMMYS.
769
00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:26,175
FRIZ FRELENG
WON FIVE ACADEMY AWARDS
770
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,577
AND TWO EMMYS.
771
00:47:27,579 --> 00:47:29,111
ME? I GOT A CARROT.
772
00:47:29,113 --> 00:47:31,647
WHEN I COMPLAINED
TO FRIZ, HE SAID,
773
00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:33,249
"DON'T BOTHER ME.
I'M CREATING."
774
00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:37,320
HE CREATED THE OSWALD AWARDS
JUST FOR US CARTOON ACTORS.
775
00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:41,958
TONIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO
WITNESS THIS EXCITING EVENT.
776
00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:49,532
HELLO, GREETINGS, AND HI.
777
00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:51,367
TONIGHT
I'M GOING TO INTERVIEW
778
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,536
SOME OF THESE CARTOONY
CELEBRITIES--
779
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,872
THAT IS,
IF I CAN FIND ONE.
780
00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:58,541
OH! HERE'S ONE NOW,
EVEN AS I SPEAK.
781
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:01,777
IT'S THAT LITTLE STINKER,
PEPE LE PEW,
782
00:48:01,779 --> 00:48:05,648
THE GREATEST LOVER TO EVER
APPEAR ON THE SILVER SCREEN.
783
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:11,153
AND OFF THE SCREEN, TOO,
N'EST-CE PAS?
784
00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:15,892
SAY SOMETHING
TO YOUR FANS, MR. PEPE LE--
785
00:48:15,894 --> 00:48:17,960
PEW!
786
00:48:17,962 --> 00:48:19,629
GEE.
787
00:48:19,631 --> 00:48:21,297
HA HA! BOY.
788
00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:23,366
I MUST SAY, MEETING YOU
789
00:48:23,368 --> 00:48:28,004
HAS BEEN A BREATHTAKING
EXPERIENCE.
790
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,643
[APPLAUSE]
791
00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:36,646
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
792
00:48:36,648 --> 00:48:38,614
IT'S PARKER PIG.
793
00:48:38,616 --> 00:48:40,816
THE NAME'S
PORKY PIG.
794
00:48:40,818 --> 00:48:41,751
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
795
00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:45,054
THR--THR--TWO LITTLE
PIGS PLUS ONE.
796
00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:46,355
SHOW-BIZ FOLKS, HUH?
797
00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:49,525
NO. THEY'RE
BUILD--BUILD--
THEY'RE CONTRACTORS.
798
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:51,027
I BUILT MY HOUSE
OF STRAW.
799
00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:52,528
I BUILT MY HOUSE
OF STICKS.
800
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:54,497
I BUILT MY HOUSE
OF BRICKS.
801
00:48:54,499 --> 00:48:56,899
I MUST SAY,
IT LOOKS LIKE
802
00:48:56,901 --> 00:49:00,136
YOU'RE ALL LIVING
HIGH ON THE HOG.
803
00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:01,070
HA HA HA!
804
00:49:01,072 --> 00:49:04,040
A LITTLE PIG JOKE
THERE. HA HA!
805
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,274
DON'T I KNOW YOU?
806
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,677
NOW, DON'T TELL ME.
LET ME SEE.
807
00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:08,811
I'LL GET IT.
808
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:11,914
UH, IT'S BIG BAD...
BIG BAD...
809
00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:12,815
WOLF.
810
00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:15,985
NO, NO, NO. I DON'T
BELIEVE IT WAS WOLF.
811
00:49:15,987 --> 00:49:18,254
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT
OF IT YET.
812
00:49:18,256 --> 00:49:19,889
I'M THE BIG BAD WOLF,
813
00:49:19,891 --> 00:49:21,590
AND I'M IN
THE DEMOLITION BUSINESS.
814
00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:24,360
I HUFF,
AND I PUFF, AND I BLOW
THEIR HOUSES DOWN.
815
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:27,830
HMM. SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD BUSINESS TO BE IN.
816
00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:28,798
NO OVERHEAD.
817
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,368
NOW THERE'S SOME
FANCY FEATHERS FOR YOU.
818
00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:34,971
[MUSIC PLAYING]
819
00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:48,784
BAWK! BAWK!
BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!
820
00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:52,288
WHOA, HORSE. WHOA!
821
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:59,929
WELL, IF IT AIN'T
THAT FIST-THROWIN',
822
00:49:59,931 --> 00:50:02,932
BRONCO-BUSTIN'
WILD BILL HICKOK.
823
00:50:02,934 --> 00:50:06,469
I CAME HERE TO WIN
ONE OF THEM OSWALDS.
824
00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:07,903
I'LL TELL YOU, TEX,
825
00:50:07,905 --> 00:50:10,272
YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE.
826
00:50:10,274 --> 00:50:12,875
EITHER YOU WIN
OR YOU LOSE.
827
00:50:12,877 --> 00:50:14,110
MAKES SENSE,
DON'T IT?
828
00:50:14,112 --> 00:50:17,046
WELL, JUST IN CASE,
I BROUGHT ALONG
829
00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:19,982
A LITTLE WINNER'S
INSURANCE.
830
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:26,939
[APPLAUSE]
831
00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:28,523
HERE COMES
THAT FAMOUS STOOL PIGEON,
832
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,026
HENERY HAWK.
833
00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:31,761
IT'S TWEETY PIE.
834
00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:33,929
HOWDY, MR. PIE.
835
00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:41,404
OOH, I THOUGHT
I TAW A PUDDY TAT.
836
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:44,073
"I THOUGHT I SAW
A PUDDY TAT."
837
00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:47,343
ISN'T IT
TIME YOU SAW
SOMETHING ELSE?
838
00:50:47,345 --> 00:50:48,511
STUPID BIRD.
839
00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:51,480
[TIRES SQUEALING]
840
00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:56,952
WELL, HERE COMES
THAT LOONEY TUNEY DUCK.
841
00:50:56,954 --> 00:51:00,356
IT'S ME--DAFFY DUCK,
IN PERSON!
842
00:51:00,358 --> 00:51:03,959
FAMOUS STAR OF STAGE,
SCREEN, AND TELEVISION.
843
00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:06,462
PLEASE HOLD DOWN
YOUR APPLAUSE.
844
00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:09,298
MY EARS CAN ONLY
STAND SO MUCH.
845
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:12,001
[ONE PERSON CLAPPING,
CRICKETS CHIRPING]
846
00:51:12,003 --> 00:51:15,638
JUST FOR THAT,
NO AUTOGRAPHS.
847
00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,209
OH! OH!
HEARTBEAT! HEARTBEAT!
848
00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:24,480
AND NOW THE MOMENT
WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR--
849
00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:26,482
HERE'S THAT
LOVABLE FELLER,
850
00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:28,651
A FAVORITE
AROUND THE WORLD,
851
00:51:28,653 --> 00:51:30,753
MR. SHOW BUSINESS HIMSELF,
852
00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:34,657
MR. BUGS DUMMY.
853
00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:36,959
[APPLAUSE]
854
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,636
WHAT A SCENE STEALER--
855
00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:50,189
STEPPING ON MY APPLAUSE,
856
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,741
TRYING TO UPSTAGE ME,
AS IF THAT WERE
HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
857
00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:55,244
EH, WHAT'S UP, DUCK?
858
00:51:55,246 --> 00:51:58,314
YOU'RE DESPICABLE!
859
00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:00,349
I HATE YOU.
860
00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:02,952
[APPLAUSE]
861
00:52:12,063 --> 00:52:15,965
SAY THE SECRET WORD
AND WIN AN OSWALD.
862
00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:17,967
[APPLAUSE]
863
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,070
EH, GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
864
00:52:21,072 --> 00:52:25,674
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO AWARD
THE OSWALD TO THAT ACTOR
865
00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:28,144
WHO HAS GIVEN THE WORLD
SO MUCH JOY.
866
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:31,981
WE KNOW WHO
THAT'S GOING TO BE,
DON'T WE, GRANNY?
867
00:52:31,983 --> 00:52:34,083
YOU TELL ME.
I'M TOO MODEST.
868
00:52:34,085 --> 00:52:36,318
WE WILL SELECT
THIS OUTSTANDING STAR
869
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,455
FROM ONE OF THE MANY
QUALIFIED ARTISTS
870
00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:41,023
TO RECEIVE
THIS COVETED AWARD.
871
00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:44,560
STOP TEASING THE AUDIENCE,
YOU STUPID RABBIT!
872
00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:45,728
READ MY NAME!
873
00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:49,698
THE FIRST NOMINATION IS
THE BIG BAD WOLF.
874
00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:50,699
[APPLAUSE]
875
00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:52,168
I WANT TO THANK YOU,
876
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:54,370
AND MY THREE SUPPORTING ACTORS
WANT TO THANK YOU.
877
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:56,505
SAY THANKS
TO THE AUDIENCE, PIGGIES.
878
00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,741
THANKS. THANKS. THANKS.
879
00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:01,443
THAT'S ENOUGH.
NOW SIT DOWN.
880
00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:04,547
THEY NOMINATE THAT
WOLF FOR ACTING?
881
00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:07,483
HA! HE COULDN'T CALL
HIS DOG BELIEVABLY.
882
00:53:07,485 --> 00:53:10,452
O.K., CHARLIE, ROLL IT.
883
00:53:10,454 --> 00:53:12,621
[APPLAUSE]
884
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:19,395
� REMEMBER THE STORY
OF THREE LITTLE PIGS �
885
00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:21,997
� ONE PLAYED A PIPE,
AND THE OTHER DANCED JIGS �
886
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,933
� THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
ARE STILL AROUND �
887
00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:27,169
� BUT THEY'RE PLAYING MUSIC
WITH A MODERN SOUND �
888
00:53:27,171 --> 00:53:29,972
[PLAYING MODERN JAZZ]
889
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,776
� THREE LITTLE PIGS
WERE IN THE GROOVE �
890
00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:35,844
� EVERYTHING WAS
RUNNING SMOOTH �
891
00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:38,147
� THE PIGS WERE DUE
FOR A BIG SURPRISE �
892
00:53:38,149 --> 00:53:41,350
� FOR THE WOLF APPEARED
WITH RED-RIMMED EYES �
893
00:53:41,352 --> 00:53:42,718
OOH, YOU'RE COOL.
894
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,986
OOH, YOU'RE COOL.
895
00:53:43,988 --> 00:53:45,771
OOH, YOU'RE COOL,
MAN, COOL.
896
00:53:45,772 --> 00:53:47,555
� WELL, TO SHOW HE WAS FRIENDLY,
HE SHOOK THEIR HAND �
897
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,092
� ANNOUNCED HE WAS JOINING UP
WITH THE BAND �
898
00:53:50,094 --> 00:53:52,328
� INSTEAD OF STARTING
AN ARGUMENT �
899
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:55,998
� A-1 AND A-2
AND AWAY THEY WENT �
900
00:53:57,301 --> 00:53:58,734
[PLAYING BADLY]
901
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:01,704
� THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
WERE REALLY GASSED �
902
00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:04,106
� THEY'D NEVER HEARD
SUCH A CORNY BLAST �
903
00:54:04,108 --> 00:54:05,641
WE'VE PLAYED
IN THE WEST.
904
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:06,875
WE'VE PLAYED
IN THE EAST.
905
00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:08,110
WE'VE HEARD THE MOST.
906
00:54:08,112 --> 00:54:11,146
BUT YOU'RE
THE LEAST.
907
00:54:12,516 --> 00:54:15,317
� WELL, THE BIG BAD WOLF
WAS REALLY MAD �
908
00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:16,752
� HE WANTED TO PLAY MUSIC �
909
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,254
� AND HE WANTED
TO PLAY BAD �
910
00:54:18,256 --> 00:54:20,889
THEY STOPPED ME
BEFORE I COULD GO TO TOWN,
911
00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:25,327
SO I'LL HUFF AND PUFF
AND BLOW THEIR HOUSE DOWN.
912
00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:29,465
� THE HOUSE OF STRAW
WAS BLOWN AWAY �
913
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:31,967
� THE PIGS HAD TO FIND
ANOTHER PLACE TO PLAY �
914
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:34,303
� THE DEW DROP INN,
A HOUSE OF STICKS �
915
00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:38,474
� THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
WERE GIVING OUT LICKS �
916
00:54:40,144 --> 00:54:43,779
� WELL, THE PIANO-PLAYING PIG
WAS SWINGING LIKE A GATE �
917
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:47,249
� DOING LIBERACE
ON AN 88 �
918
00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:49,852
[PLAYING PIANO]
919
00:54:49,853 --> 00:54:52,454
[IMITATING LIBERACE]
I WISH MY BROTHER GEORGE
WAS HERE.
920
00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:57,326
� THREE LITTLE PIGS
WERE HAVING A BALL �
921
00:54:57,328 --> 00:55:01,563
� WHEN THE BIG BAD WOLF,
HE ENTERED THE HALL �
922
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,600
� THE BIG BAD WOLF,
HE SAT RIGHT DOWN �
923
00:55:04,602 --> 00:55:08,437
COME ON, CATS.
WE'RE GOING TO TOWN.
924
00:55:12,310 --> 00:55:14,743
[PLAYING BADLY]
925
00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:17,112
HEY, I'M OUT OF SIGHT.
926
00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:21,317
� FROM THE CROWD
CAME AN ANGRY SHOUT �
927
00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:24,887
STOP THE MUSIC!
THROW THE SQUARE OUT!
928
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:30,359
� THE BIG BAD WOLF
WAS REALLY SORE �
929
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:33,295
IF THEY'RE GOING TO GET TOUGH,
I'LL GIVE THEM MORE.
930
00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:35,264
THEY DON'T KNOW TALENT
IN THIS HERE TOWN.
931
00:55:35,266 --> 00:55:38,867
I'LL HUFF AND PUFF
AND BLOW THE PLACE DOWN.
932
00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,504
� THE DEW DROP INN
DID DROP DOWN �
933
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,640
� THREE LITTLE PIGS
CRAWLED OUT OF THE RUBBLE �
934
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:46,809
THIS BIG BAD WOLF
GIVES US NOTHING
BUT TROUBLE.
935
00:55:46,811 --> 00:55:49,311
SO WE WON'T BE
BOTHERED BY HIS
WINDY TRICKS...
936
00:55:49,313 --> 00:55:51,613
THE NEXT PLACE WE PLAY
MUST BE MADE OF BRICKS.
937
00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:54,850
� STURDY PLACE,
THIS HOUSE OF BRICKS �
938
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:56,685
� BUILT IN 1776 �
939
00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:59,221
� HIGH-CLASS PLACE
WITH A HIGH-CLASS CROWD �
940
00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:03,225
� SIGN ON THE DOOR--
"NO WOLVES ALLOWED" �
941
00:56:03,227 --> 00:56:05,594
� THE WOLF WAS SORE
AND FIT TO BE TIED �
942
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:09,932
� HE WAS SWORN AND DETERMINED
TO GET INSIDE �
943
00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:12,668
� HE HUFFED AND PUFFED
AT THE HOUSE OF BRICKS �
944
00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,903
� BUT BRICKS ARE STRONGER
THAN STRAW OR STICKS �
945
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:17,373
� HE HUFFED AND PUFFED
AND BLEEPED AND BLOOPED �
946
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,742
� AND AT 10:00
WAS COMPLETELY POOPED �
947
00:56:19,744 --> 00:56:22,044
� BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN
CAME A RAY OF HOPE �
948
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:25,047
I COULD DISGUISE MYSELF.
BOY, WHAT A DOPE.
949
00:56:25,049 --> 00:56:26,715
HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT, SISTER?
950
00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:29,752
HE'S RUNNING
THE WHOLE GAMUT
OF EMOTIONS
951
00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:30,719
FROM "A" TO "B."
952
00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:34,156
IF YOU DON'T SHUT
THAT YELLOW BEAK OF YOURS,
953
00:56:34,158 --> 00:56:35,891
I'LL SHUT IT FOR YOU.
954
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,626
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
TRY IT.
955
00:56:37,628 --> 00:56:41,563
THIS BEAK OF MINE
IS GOING TO
KEEP FLAPPING--
956
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:45,134
MAYBE THAT WILL
SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.
957
00:56:46,237 --> 00:56:48,971
[PLAYING CHARLESTON]
958
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,986
I SUPPOSE YOU THINK
THAT'S FUNNY.
959
00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:06,255
[THREE PIGS]
NOT US, BIG BAD.
960
00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:08,223
WATCH IT, PIGS.
961
00:57:08,692 --> 00:57:10,793
I'LL SHOW THOSE PIGS
THAT I'M NOT STUCK.
962
00:57:10,795 --> 00:57:14,963
IF I CAN'T BLOW IT DOWN,
I'LL BLOW IT UP.
963
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:25,040
� WELL, THE BIG BAD WOLF
WAS REALLY GONE �
964
00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:27,309
� AND WITH HIM
WENT HIS CORNY HORN �
965
00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:29,545
� WENT OUT OF THIS WORLD
WITHOUT A TRACE �
966
00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:33,649
� DIDN'T GO TO HEAVEN,
WAS THE OTHER PLACE �
967
00:57:37,254 --> 00:57:39,955
[PLAYING BETTER]
968
00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:48,630
THE BIG BAD WOLF,
HE LEARNED THE RULE.
969
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:52,267
YOU GOT TO GET HOT
TO PLAY REAL COOL.
970
00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:13,455
[APPLAUSE]
971
00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:18,193
EH, FOR THE NEXT
NOMINATION,
972
00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:22,097
WE HAVE TWO OF HOLLYWOOD'S
MOST POPULAR STARS--
973
00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:24,600
TWEETY PIE AND SYLVESTER.
974
00:58:24,602 --> 00:58:26,301
[APPLAUSE]
975
00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:27,703
THANKS A LOT.
976
00:58:27,705 --> 00:58:30,906
TANK YOU. TANK YOU
FOR THIS GREAT HONOR.
977
00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:34,309
HERE'S A FEW SCENES
OF TWEETY AND SYLVESTER
978
00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:35,677
AT THEIR BEST.
979
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:37,813
[APPLAUSE]
980
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:48,957
[DOOR CREAKS]
981
00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:53,462
[DOOR CLOSES]
982
00:59:13,484 --> 00:59:17,119
I THOUGHT I TAW
A PUDDY TAT.
983
00:59:21,392 --> 00:59:24,560
I WOULDN'T DO THAT
IF I WERE YOU.
984
00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:27,863
IF I WERE YOU,
I'D PUT HIM BACK.
985
00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:32,668
IT CAN ONLY LEAD
TO SELF-DESTRUCTION.
986
00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:35,604
IT ONLY TAKES ONE BIRD
TO START YOU.
987
00:59:35,606 --> 00:59:37,506
AND BEFORE
YOU KNOW IT,
988
00:59:37,508 --> 00:59:39,241
IT'S TWO BIRDS,
THEN THREE.
989
00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:42,277
SUDDENLY,
WITHOUT REALIZING IT,
990
00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,879
YOU'RE A VICTIM.
991
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:47,916
THEN ONE DAY,
THE END OF THE ROAD.
992
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:49,217
[GULP]
993
00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:52,821
IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO BEAT THIS,
994
00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:54,256
LOOK US UP.
995
00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:57,059
WE CAN HELP YOU.
996
00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:04,766
OUR NEW MEMBER HAS
COME TO US FOR HELP.
997
01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,868
WOULD SOMEONE
VOLUNTEER
998
01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:11,273
TO TELL WHAT B.A.
HAS DONE FOR HIM?
999
01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:15,677
I WAS A THREE-BIRD-A-DAY
PUSSY CAT
1000
01:00:15,679 --> 01:00:17,846
UNTIL B.A. HELPED ME.
1001
01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:20,883
[APPLAUSE]
1002
01:00:20,884 --> 01:00:23,919
BEING ON A BIRD KICK
COST ME FIVE HOMES.
1003
01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:27,856
B.A. HELPED ME
SOLVE MY PROBLEM.
1004
01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:29,391
[APPLAUSE]
1005
01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:33,895
FELLOW MEMBERS,
FROM NOW ON, MY MOTTO IS,
1006
01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:38,367
"BIRDS IS STRICTLY
FOR THE BIRDS."
1007
01:00:38,369 --> 01:00:40,969
[APPLAUSE]
1008
01:00:41,772 --> 01:00:44,973
[HUMMING
TIP-TOE THRU' THE TULIPS]
1009
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:52,414
GOOD MORNING,
MY LITTLE FEATHERED FRIEND.
1010
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:53,415
I GOT IT BEAT.
1011
01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:55,350
MY WILL POWER
IS INDOMITAB-BLE.
1012
01:00:55,352 --> 01:00:58,820
SYLVESTER, YOU ARE
WEALLY A HYPOCRITE.
1013
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:02,791
LET'S SEE WHAT'S
COOKING ON TV.
1014
01:01:03,394 --> 01:01:04,760
AFTER A-BASTING,
1015
01:01:04,762 --> 01:01:07,195
YOU'LL FIND
THAT YOUR BIRD
1016
01:01:07,197 --> 01:01:10,699
WILL COME OUT
A-GOLDEN BROWN.
1017
01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:13,201
EVERY SUCCULENT MORSEL
1018
01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:17,372
WILL SIMPLY MELT
IN YOUR MOUTH.
1019
01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:18,573
[PANTING]
1020
01:01:18,575 --> 01:01:22,711
SEE HOW EASY
THE WHITE MEAT SLICES, EH?
1021
01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:25,113
DOESN'T THAT LOOK--
1022
01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:38,393
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME?
1023
01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:41,730
I...I GOT TO GET BIRDS
OFF MY MIND.
1024
01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:44,232
MAYBE I'LL TAKE UP
A HOBBY.
1025
01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:45,934
[STOMACH GROWLING]
1026
01:01:45,936 --> 01:01:49,638
BADMINTON?
NO, IT'S GOT A BIRDIE.
1027
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,507
AH, GOLF!
THERE'S BIRDIES IN GOLF.
1028
01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:53,809
FALCONRY?
1029
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:56,178
NO, NO, THAT'S OUT.
1030
01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:57,846
BASEBALL! THAT'S IT.
1031
01:01:57,848 --> 01:01:59,781
WHAT ABOUT
THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES?
1032
01:01:59,783 --> 01:02:03,752
YOU OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
1033
01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:07,155
YEAH, YOU OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
1034
01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:09,157
YOU BAD OLD PUDDY TAT.
1035
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:12,728
I KNOW.
I'LL PLAY THE RADIO.
1036
01:02:12,730 --> 01:02:14,730
MUSIC WILL GET MY MIND
OFF OF IT.
1037
01:02:14,732 --> 01:02:17,165
THAT WAS
BYE-BYE, BLACKBIRD.
1038
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:19,451
NOW WE'LL PLAY
1039
01:02:19,452 --> 01:02:21,736
WHEN THE RED, RED ROBIN
COMES BOB, BOB,
BOBBIN' ALONG.
1040
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:23,305
[TURNS OFF RADIO]
1041
01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:27,109
I GOT TO STOP MYSELF!
1042
01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:33,014
THERE. NOW I WON'T BE ABLE
TO GET THE BIRD.
1043
01:02:33,016 --> 01:02:34,516
OH, MR. PUDDY TAT,
1044
01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:36,618
DON'T YOU WIKE ME
ANYMORE?
1045
01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:40,222
I...I THINK...I THINK...
1046
01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:42,491
I THINK YOU'RE...
1047
01:02:42,493 --> 01:02:46,428
I THINK YOU'RE...
DELICIOUS!
1048
01:02:54,004 --> 01:02:56,872
I'M SORRY
I HAD TO DO THAT.
1049
01:02:56,874 --> 01:03:00,475
I WAS AFRAID
YOU MIGHT BE WEAKENING.
1050
01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:03,779
[MUFFLED]
YES. I DID WEAKEN.
1051
01:03:03,781 --> 01:03:06,448
THANKS A LOT.
1052
01:03:28,672 --> 01:03:29,938
AAH!
1053
01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,941
UH-OH. HERE WE
GO AGAIN.
1054
01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:33,875
[PANTING]
1055
01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:36,411
ONE LITTLE BIRD.
JUST ONE. JUST ONE!
1056
01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:39,214
NO ONE WILL KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.
1057
01:03:39,216 --> 01:03:40,382
NO ONE. JUST ONE.
1058
01:03:40,384 --> 01:03:42,918
THEN I'LL QUIT.
I'LL QUIT AFTER ONE.
1059
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:46,221
JUST ONE. HA HA!
ONE LITTLE BIRD.
1060
01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:48,290
ONE! ONE!
1061
01:04:07,911 --> 01:04:09,978
[COUGH]
1062
01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:17,853
[CRYING]
1063
01:04:17,855 --> 01:04:21,556
I...I CAN'T STAND IT.
I'M WEAK.
1064
01:04:21,558 --> 01:04:22,824
MY COMPLIMENTS
1065
01:04:22,826 --> 01:04:25,827
ON A VERY FINE
PERFORMANCE, SYLVESTER.
1066
01:04:25,829 --> 01:04:29,631
SAY, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD,
TOO, CLARENCE.
1067
01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,867
I GOT TO HAVE A BIRDIE!
1068
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:32,834
[CRYING]
1069
01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:36,771
I'M WEAK! I'M WEAK,
BUT I DON'T CARE.
1070
01:04:36,773 --> 01:04:38,273
I CAN'T HELP IT.
1071
01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:41,810
AFTER ALL,
I AM A PUSSY CAT.
1072
01:04:41,812 --> 01:04:42,744
OH, COME NOW.
1073
01:04:42,746 --> 01:04:46,014
THERE'S
NO NEED FOR THIS
DEMONSTRATION.
1074
01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:47,115
BIRDS AND CATS
1075
01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:49,951
CAN LIVE TOGETHER
WITH BROTHERLY LOVE.
1076
01:04:49,953 --> 01:04:52,354
WATCH. COME HERE,
LITTLE BIRD.
1077
01:04:52,356 --> 01:04:56,925
THERE, YOU SEE?
I REALLY LOVE BIRDS.
1078
01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:58,960
[KISS]
1079
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,600
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
1080
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:08,003
STOP IT!
1081
01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:10,038
LET ME GO!
I GOT TO HAVE IT!
1082
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,240
ONE LITTLE BIRD,
JUST ONE!
1083
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,575
CONTROL YOURSELF!
1084
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,343
LIKE I SAID BEFORE,
1085
01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:21,850
ONCE A BAD OLD PUDDY TAT,
ALWAYS A BAD OLD PUDDY TAT.
1086
01:05:21,852 --> 01:05:24,352
[APPLAUSE]
1087
01:05:33,297 --> 01:05:36,598
I'LL TAKE POSSESSION
OF THAT LITTLE BIRD.
1088
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,301
YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
1089
01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,503
AND THAT MAKES
TWO OF YOU.
1090
01:05:41,505 --> 01:05:43,505
THAT'S THE STORY
OF MY LIFE--
1091
01:05:43,507 --> 01:05:46,474
IN ONE CAT
AND OUT THE OTHER.
1092
01:05:48,412 --> 01:05:50,178
OUR NEXT NOMINEE
IS A STAR
1093
01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:53,348
WHOSE NAME IS SYNONYMOUS
WITH SHOW BUSINESS...
1094
01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:55,016
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
1095
01:05:55,018 --> 01:05:57,452
WHOSE FAME HAS SPREAD
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
1096
01:05:57,454 --> 01:06:00,655
HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE
UNTIL HE ANNOUNCES MY NAME.
1097
01:06:00,657 --> 01:06:03,792
THEN YOU CAN
CHEER YOUR HEADS OFF.
1098
01:06:03,794 --> 01:06:05,860
AND THE NOMINEE
IS, EH...
1099
01:06:05,862 --> 01:06:08,863
OH! OH, GOODNESS ME.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
1100
01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:11,833
THE NOMINEE IS...
HEE HEE HEE!
1101
01:06:11,835 --> 01:06:13,234
BUGS BUNNY!
1102
01:06:13,236 --> 01:06:15,370
WHAT? BUGS BUNNY?
1103
01:06:15,372 --> 01:06:18,740
IT CAN'T BE.
THIS WHOLE THING
MUST BE FIXED.
1104
01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:19,975
IT'S A BIG RIPOFF.
1105
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:21,476
AND HERE'S A FEW SCENES
1106
01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:24,646
FROM MY PICTURE
HIGH DIVING HARE.
1107
01:06:24,648 --> 01:06:27,115
[APPLAUSE]
1108
01:06:27,684 --> 01:06:28,683
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!
1109
01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:31,419
STEP RIGHT THIS WAY, FRIENDS,
RIGHT THIS WAY.
1110
01:06:31,421 --> 01:06:33,054
YES, SIR,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1111
01:06:33,056 --> 01:06:36,958
THE GREATEST AGGREGATION
OF TALENT EVER TO BE PRESENTED
1112
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,393
ON ANY VAUDEVILLE STAGE--
1113
01:06:38,395 --> 01:06:41,830
BUTTERFINGERS AND CLUMSY,
THE WORLD'S FOREMOST JUGGLERS,
1114
01:06:41,832 --> 01:06:45,967
FEARLESS FREEP
AND HIS SENSATIONAL
HIGH-DIVING ACT.
1115
01:06:45,969 --> 01:06:49,437
FEARLESS FREEP?
THAT'S MY BOY!
1116
01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,006
GIVE ME
A TICKET!
1117
01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:53,274
GIVE ME A WHOLE MESS
OF THEM.
1118
01:06:53,276 --> 01:06:55,643
I'M A-SPLURGIN'.
1119
01:06:58,949 --> 01:07:01,216
BRING ON FEARLESS FREEP!
1120
01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:03,385
ON WITH THE SHOW!
1121
01:07:03,387 --> 01:07:05,353
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1122
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:08,123
TELEGRAM.
1123
01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:12,761
[GUNSHOTS]
1124
01:07:12,763 --> 01:07:14,863
COME ON, QUIT STALLING!
1125
01:07:14,865 --> 01:07:16,264
[GUNSHOTS]
1126
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:18,233
BRING ON FREEP!
1127
01:07:18,235 --> 01:07:19,634
QUIET! QUIET, PLEASE.
1128
01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:23,004
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE DELAY,
1129
01:07:23,006 --> 01:07:24,873
FEARLESS FREEP
WILL BE UNABLE
1130
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:28,510
TO PERFORM
HIS HIGH-DIVING ACT TODAY.
1131
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:30,678
WHAT?
1132
01:07:31,014 --> 01:07:32,514
I PAID MY FOUR BITS
1133
01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:34,082
TO SEE
THE HIGH-DIVING ACT,
1134
01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:37,986
AND I'M A-GONNA SEE
THE HIGH-DIVING ACT.
1135
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,790
WELL, YOU TALKED ME
INTO IT.
1136
01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:47,862
NO STALLING.
NOW KEEP A-MOVIN'.
1137
01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:51,800
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
QUIT SHOVING!
1138
01:08:02,345 --> 01:08:05,013
NOW, YOU VARMINT.
DIVE!
1139
01:08:05,015 --> 01:08:07,449
O.K., BUT YOU GOT TO
CLOSE YOUR EYES
1140
01:08:07,451 --> 01:08:09,551
WHILE I PUT ON
MY BATHING SUIT.
1141
01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:13,721
OH, ALL RIGHT,
BUT MAKE IT SNAPPY.
1142
01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:21,696
READY!
1143
01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:28,903
[WHISTLING]
1144
01:08:28,905 --> 01:08:30,872
SPLASH!
1145
01:08:30,874 --> 01:08:32,006
[GURGLING]
1146
01:08:32,008 --> 01:08:37,145
BY GAR, THE CRITTER
WENT AND DONE IT.
1147
01:08:46,022 --> 01:08:50,492
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
FOR OUR NEXT ATTRACTION--
1148
01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:53,695
I SAID I AIM
TO SEE YOU DIVE,
1149
01:08:53,697 --> 01:08:55,597
AND I'M A-GOIN' TO.
1150
01:08:55,599 --> 01:08:57,699
WELL, HERE I GO
AGAIN.
1151
01:08:57,701 --> 01:09:00,869
ONE FOR THE MONEY,
TWO FOR THE SHOW,
1152
01:09:00,871 --> 01:09:04,339
THREE TO MAKE READY,
AND FOUR TO GO.
1153
01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:06,508
BON VOYAGE.
1154
01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:11,479
UH-OH. FORGOT TO FILL
THE TANK WITH WATER.
1155
01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:29,264
IF YOU ASK ME,
1156
01:09:29,266 --> 01:09:31,866
THAT RABBIT IS MAKING
A FOOL OUT OF THAT--
1157
01:09:31,868 --> 01:09:35,036
I'M NOT ASKING YOU.
I'M TELLING YOU.
1158
01:09:35,038 --> 01:09:36,571
SHUT UP, DUCK!
1159
01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:38,773
I'M SHUTTING IT.
1160
01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:40,808
[ZIP]
1161
01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:45,914
NOW, YOU
DOG-BLASTED, ORNERY,
1162
01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,582
NO-ACCOUNT,
LONG-EARED VARMINT--
1163
01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:51,986
HEY! JUST A MINUTE, YOU.
THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS.
1164
01:09:51,988 --> 01:09:54,355
YEAH, THEM'S
FIGHTIN' WORDS.
1165
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:57,759
I DAST YOU TO STEP
ACROSS THIS LINE.
1166
01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:00,461
I'M A-STEPPIN'.
1167
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:05,967
I HATE YOU.
1168
01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:09,971
[SPLASH]
1169
01:10:14,911 --> 01:10:16,978
[SPLASH]
1170
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,950
[SPLASH]
1171
01:10:25,388 --> 01:10:27,288
[SAWING]
1172
01:10:27,290 --> 01:10:28,890
NOW,
YOU SMARTY-PANTS,
1173
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:32,360
LET'S SEE YOU
GET OUT OF THIS ONE.
1174
01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:33,528
HA HA HA!
1175
01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,297
THIS TIME,
YOU'RE A-DIVIN'.
1176
01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:41,402
I KNOW THIS DEFIES
THE LAW OF GRAVITY,
1177
01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:44,372
BUT, YOU SEE,
I NEVER STUDIED LAW.
1178
01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:46,474
[APPLAUSE]
1179
01:10:48,178 --> 01:10:53,281
AND NOW THAT MOMENT
WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
1180
01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:56,084
THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE.
1181
01:11:04,794 --> 01:11:08,162
OH, MY GOODNESS.
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1182
01:11:08,164 --> 01:11:09,897
OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
1183
01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:10,832
GIVE ME THAT.
1184
01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:12,700
I'M NOT TOO HUMBLE
TO READ MY OWN NAME.
1185
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:16,337
THE WINNER
OF THIS YEAR'S
OSWALD AWARD IS...
1186
01:11:16,339 --> 01:11:18,339
BUGS BUNNY?
1187
01:11:18,341 --> 01:11:19,374
[APPLAUSE]
1188
01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:21,276
STOP THE MUSIC!
HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE.
1189
01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:23,878
IT'S BEEN FIXED.
HE GAVE HIMSELF THE AWARD.
1190
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,913
[DAFFY]
IT'S A PHONY!
1191
01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:29,717
I--I DON'T
DESERVE THIS, REALLY.
1192
01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:31,319
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH. I'M--
1193
01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:32,820
YOU ARE
DESPICABLE.
1194
01:11:32,822 --> 01:11:34,889
I CHALLENGE
YOUR SO-CALLED
TALENTS.
1195
01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:37,292
I CAN DO ANYTHING
BETTER THAN YOU.
1196
01:11:37,294 --> 01:11:40,561
YES, I CAN!
YES, I CAN!
YES, I CAN!
1197
01:11:40,563 --> 01:11:42,330
LET THE AUDIENCE
DECIDE.
1198
01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:43,431
I DARE YOU.
1199
01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:46,467
O.K., DAFFY,
FAIR ENOUGH.
1200
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:52,273
TRY NOT TO TRIP ME
WITH THOSE BIG FEET.
1201
01:11:52,275 --> 01:11:53,875
I'LL TRY, DAFFY.
1202
01:11:53,877 --> 01:11:55,376
WE'RE ON!
1203
01:11:55,378 --> 01:11:57,945
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1204
01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:04,052
[TEA FOR TWO PLAYING]
1205
01:12:29,346 --> 01:12:31,212
[APPLAUSE]
1206
01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:34,982
BOY, LISTEN TO THAT!
THEY LOVED ME!
1207
01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:37,452
[APPLAUSE STOPS]
1208
01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:46,961
[APPLAUSE]
1209
01:12:48,732 --> 01:12:51,833
I'M SICK OF PEOPLE
TAKING BOWS FOR MY TALENT.
1210
01:12:51,835 --> 01:12:54,402
NOW DO YOUR OWN DANCE.
I CHALLENGE YOU.
1211
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:56,637
DANCE, IF YOU'RE
NOT A COWARD.
1212
01:12:56,639 --> 01:12:58,973
[APPLAUSE]
1213
01:13:01,845 --> 01:13:03,177
[APPLAUSE]
1214
01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:04,846
HAR-DE-HAR-HAR.
1215
01:13:04,848 --> 01:13:06,581
IF THEY LIKE
THAT MESS,
1216
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:09,550
THEY'RE STARVING
FOR SOME REAL HOOFING.
1217
01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:11,569
I'LL KILL 'EM.
1218
01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:13,587
MUSIC, MAESTRO, PLEASE.
E-FLAT, FROM THE TOP.
1219
01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:16,424
[JEEPERS CREEPERS PLAYING]
1220
01:13:27,137 --> 01:13:28,870
[PANTING]
1221
01:13:28,872 --> 01:13:32,974
[CRICKETS CHIRPING,
FROGS CROAKING]
1222
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:35,877
INGRATES!
1223
01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:41,149
OBVIOUSLY, THIS AUDIENCE
HAS NO CLASS.
1224
01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:44,919
I'VE GOT A PIGEON ACT
THAT WILL BOWL THEM OVER.
1225
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:45,853
O.K., DAFFY.
1226
01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:49,457
I'M GIVING YOU ALL
THE ROPE YOU NEED.
1227
01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:23,157
NOW IT'S MY TURN
TO DO AN ACT.
1228
01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:25,510
GO AHEAD.
1229
01:14:25,511 --> 01:14:27,862
I'D LOVE TO SEE
THE AUDIENCE BOO YOU
OFF THE STAGE.
1230
01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:31,399
...AFTER WHICH I PLACE
A VOLUNTEER IN THIS BOX
1231
01:14:31,401 --> 01:14:33,801
AND PROCEED
TO SAW HIM IN HALF.
1232
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:36,604
WHAT? DON'T TELL ME
YOU'VE GOT THE GALL
1233
01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:39,707
TO PULL THAT OLD
"SAWING IN HALF" ROUTINE.
1234
01:14:39,709 --> 01:14:41,876
YES, IF I GET
A VOLUNTEER.
1235
01:14:41,878 --> 01:14:43,778
VOLUNTEER? HMM.
1236
01:14:43,780 --> 01:14:46,147
I'LL BE YOUR VOLUNTEER.
1237
01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:47,882
THIS WHOLE THING
IS A FAKE.
1238
01:14:47,884 --> 01:14:50,151
THE WAY IT'S DONE
IS VERY SIMPLE.
1239
01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:51,319
FAKE FEET OUT ONE END,
1240
01:14:51,321 --> 01:14:53,488
AND I'M ALL
SCRUNCHED UP IN THIS END.
1241
01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:55,523
THE OLDEST TRICK
IN THE BOOK.
1242
01:14:55,525 --> 01:14:57,692
HIS TURBAN
IS A FAKE, TOO.
1243
01:14:57,694 --> 01:14:59,193
IT'S A HOTEL TOWEL.
1244
01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:01,479
[APPLAUSE]
1245
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:03,764
DON'T APPLAUD HIM!
LOOK. I'M NOT CUT IN HALF.
1246
01:15:03,766 --> 01:15:05,600
STOP APPLAUDING!
1247
01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:07,969
IT'S A FAKE!
1248
01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:14,141
SHEESH. IT'S A GOOD THING
I GOT BLUE CROSS.
1249
01:15:14,944 --> 01:15:16,711
AND AFTER INTERMISSION,
1250
01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:18,846
I'LL PLAY THE XYLOPHONE.
1251
01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:19,981
XYLOPHONE? HMM.
1252
01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:22,149
I CAN GET RID
OF THE RABBIT,
1253
01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,819
AND IT WILL LOOK
LIKE AN ACCIDENT.
1254
01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:26,020
[HAMMERING]
1255
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,655
WHEN HE STRIKES
THIS NOTE,
1256
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:31,826
INSTEAD OF A XYLOPHONE,
HE'LL BE PLAYING A HARP.
1257
01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:32,927
HEH HEH HEH!
1258
01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:34,328
NOW, WITH YOUR KIND
INDULGENCE,
1259
01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:39,467
I'LL PLAY
THOSE ENDEARING
YOUNG CHARMS.
1260
01:15:43,206 --> 01:15:44,472
[HITTING WRONG NOTE]
1261
01:15:44,474 --> 01:15:46,807
THAT'S WRONG,
YOU DUMB BUNNY!
1262
01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:49,143
TRY IT AGAIN!
1263
01:15:53,182 --> 01:15:55,583
[HITTING WRONG NOTE]
1264
01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:57,084
OOH! NO, NO!
1265
01:15:57,086 --> 01:15:58,853
YOU STUPID RABBIT!
1266
01:15:58,855 --> 01:16:00,955
LIKE THIS!
1267
01:16:09,432 --> 01:16:11,732
LOOK AT THE EGOMANIAC
OUT THERE
1268
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:14,569
MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF.
1269
01:16:21,344 --> 01:16:22,810
[APPLAUSE]
1270
01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:23,878
I HATE YOU!
1271
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,814
NOW YOU'VE FORCED ME
TO USE THE ACT
1272
01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:29,517
I'VE HELD BACK FOR
A SPECIAL OCCASION.
1273
01:16:29,519 --> 01:16:31,385
JUST TRY
AND TOP THIS ONE.
1274
01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:35,089
I NOW PRESENT AN ACT
THAT NO OTHER PERFORMER
1275
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,557
HAS EVER DARED TO EXECUTE.
1276
01:16:36,559 --> 01:16:40,261
IN FAIRNESS, I MUST WARN THOSE
WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS
1277
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:44,231
TO LEAVE THE THEATER
FOR THIS PERFORMANCE.
1278
01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:45,433
LIGHTS. THANK YOU.
1279
01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:47,835
SOME APPROPRIATE MUSIC,
MAESTRO.
1280
01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:49,370
[DRUM ROLL]
1281
01:16:49,372 --> 01:16:50,538
THANK YOU.
1282
01:16:50,540 --> 01:16:52,974
FIRST,
SOME NITROGLYCERIN.
1283
01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:56,644
A GOODLY AMOUNT
OF GUNPOWDER.
1284
01:16:58,214 --> 01:17:01,449
SOME URANIUM 238.
1285
01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:04,952
SHAKE WELL.
1286
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,655
STRIKE AN ORDINARY MATCH.
1287
01:17:07,657 --> 01:17:11,659
GIRLS, YOU'D BETTER
HOLD ON TO YOUR BOYFRIENDS.
1288
01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:14,895
SWALLOW THE MATCH. SO.
1289
01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:17,765
[APPLAUSE]
1290
01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:19,967
THAT'S TERRIFIC, DAFFY.
1291
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:23,571
THEY LOVED IT.
THEY WANT MORE.
1292
01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:25,940
HERE, DAFFY.
1293
01:17:25,942 --> 01:17:28,209
YOU DESERVE THIS
MORE THAN I DO.
1294
01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:29,777
IT JUST GOES
TO SHOW YOU--
1295
01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:31,979
YOU GOT TO KILL YOURSELF
TO WIN AN OSWALD
1296
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:34,348
IN THIS TOWN.
1297
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:36,450
[APPLAUSE]
1298
01:17:42,692 --> 01:17:45,459
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
1299
01:17:49,799 --> 01:17:51,966
[APPLAUSE]
1300
01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:02,443
WELL, THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
1301
01:18:02,445 --> 01:18:05,246
HEY, I'M S-SUPPOSED
TO S-S-S--
1302
01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:06,681
THAT'S MY LINE.
1303
01:18:06,683 --> 01:18:08,182
WELL, THEN, SAY IT.
1304
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:10,818
D-D-D-D-D--THAT'S--
1305
01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:13,454
DIRTY GUYS!
1306
01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:17,324
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
1307
01:18:17,326 --> 01:18:21,962
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.